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I fell out of a tree and landed on my hat
While I was laying there what did I see
But a big purple dragon coming right at me!
I jumped off the ground and got ready to fight
But the big purple dragon vanished from sight
Instead I saw a bright yellow mouse
Looking at me, it was big as a house!
It started to come, but a cat then appeared
Two times as big and colored all weird
Big blue spots on a lime green coat
I shook my head, what bad fashion sense!
But the cat took a swipe, his paw big as a tent.
I rolled over backwards and started to run
But the cat disappeared straight into the sun
I blinked once or twice in the dusty air
And saw a huge grasshopper, just sitting there
It chewed and chewed and looked at me,
Then jumped straight up and over the tree
Well I just stood with my mouth open wide,
When a two-foot mosquito flew right inside
I spit and rolled and fell to the ground,
The sat up straight and looked all around
There was no dragon, and no big cat
No big grasshopper, no mouse and no rat
I had bumped my head and dreamed all that stuff
But the mosquito in my mouth was real, sure enough!
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